Hi, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual.
Do you like lollipops? Cause I'll take you to my candy shop.
Baby, together U and I make uranium iodide (UI3).
You are what you eat, and tonight I want to be you.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Hi, I am your slave, take me home and mistreat me.
What is long and hard, and right behind you?
I'll beat that ass like a drum and leave you swimming in cum.
Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises.
I think about you when I masturbate.