Creepy pick up lines

The only colossal titan is the one in my pants.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, creepy, dirty
What is long and hard, and right behind you?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: creepy, dirty
Hey baby, I know all sorts of alternate positions that'll ensure maximum playing speed and accuracy.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, creepy, dirty
Did you cut my phrenic nerve?...Because baby, you take my breath away.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean, creepy, weird
You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: clean, creepy, funny
I wanna hear you scream like the siren.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, creepy, dirty
I think about you when I masturbate.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, creepy, dirty
Girl, I can sustain an objection for almost four hours.
75.03 % 25 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, creepy, weird
I'm a medic, I know your body better then you do!
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: doctor, corny, creepy
I am an organ donor, need anything?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: doctor, creepy, weird
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