Creepy pick up lines

What is long and hard, and right behind you?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: creepy, dirty
I'll beat that ass like a drum and leave you swimming in cum.
Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, weird, creepy, dirty
Girl, I can sustain an objection for almost four hours.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, creepy, weird
What's a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, creepy, nerdy
How many fingers are too many?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: tinder, dirty, corny, creepy
Burger King isn't the only thing that is king-sized.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, corny, creepy, dirty
I'm a medic, I know your body better then you do!
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: doctor, corny, creepy
You know, I've been highly trained to stick things into people...
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: doctor, creepy, dirty
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!
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