What is long and hard, and right behind you?
I'll beat that ass like a drum and leave you swimming in cum.
Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises.
Girl, I can sustain an objection for almost four hours.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?
How many fingers are too many?
Burger King isn't the only thing that is king-sized.
I'm a medic, I know your body better then you do!
You know, I've been highly trained to stick things into people...
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!