Are you a cellist? Cause I bet you like to do it in a chair with your legs spread wide open.
You look a bit tired. Getting laid would do wonders for your complexion.
You know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo.
The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.
You're so fucking sexy! You look just like my mom.
I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.