You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
Are you into kinky stuff? How would you like to do something I won't do for anyone on the PGA tour? I'll let you beat me.
Sit on my face and I will eat my way to your heart.
If I'm vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!
Are u a flight attendant? Coz u gonna be plane with this dick soon.
Trust me, this is how they did Mammograms back in the old days.
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
Girl, I can sustain an objection for almost four hours.
Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
I'm going to have sex with you later, so you might as well be there.