Creepy pick up lines

Trust me, this is how they did Mammograms back in the old days.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: creepy, funny, doctor
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, creepy, clean
Girl, I can sustain an objection for almost four hours.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, creepy, weird
Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: science, corny, creepy, dirty
I'm going to have sex with you later, so you might as well be there.
Your body is like 80% water and I'm thirsty.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, creepy, dirty
Game of hide the sausage?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: tinder, creepy, dirty, funny
If you tried to free me from your allocated memory I'd become a dangling pointer because girl, I'll never stop writing to you.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: engineering, corny, creepy
Just call me baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
Nice ass... what time does it open?
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: dirty, creepy, cheesy
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