Are you into kinky stuff? How would you like to do something I won't do for anyone on the PGA tour? I'll let you beat me.
Sit on my face and I will eat my way to your heart.
If I'm vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!
Are u a flight attendant? Coz u gonna be plane with this dick soon.
Trust me, this is how they did Mammograms back in the old days.
Baby I can be Spain and you can be Ireland, tonight. In other words, I'm gonna screw you hard!
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
I'm going to have sex with you later, so you might as well be there.
Your body is like 80% water and I'm thirsty.