Creepy pick up lines

You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: clean, creepy, funny
Are you into kinky stuff? How would you like to do something I won't do for anyone on the PGA tour? I'll let you beat me.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: golf, creepy
Sit on my face and I will eat my way to your heart.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, creepy
If I'm vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: clean, creepy, cute, dirty, nerdy
Are u a flight attendant? Coz u gonna be plane with this dick soon.
Trust me, this is how they did Mammograms back in the old days.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: creepy, funny, doctor
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, creepy, clean
Girl, I can sustain an objection for almost four hours.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, creepy, weird
Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: science, corny, creepy, dirty
I'm going to have sex with you later, so you might as well be there.
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