If I had a drink, for every awful pick-up line that came from your mouth, I'd be drunker, and you'd look better.
Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
You want to see my spaceship?
What a fine gown you're wearing, my lady. Perchance may I talk you out of it?
I wouldn't want to have a domestic disturbance with anyone but you.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? 'Cause I can't breathe when I'm around you.