Are you made of Flourine, Iodine and Neon! Cause You're F-I-Ne.
Do you shoplift? How would you like to five finger dis-cunt?
You must be Shrek because that ass following you is magic.
You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.
Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather."
Are you a pulmonary embolism? 'Cause I can't breathe when I'm around you.
Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.
Do you want to extract some protein from my column?
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "Fuck it".
Wanna see my "hat-trick?"