Corny pick up lines

Are you made of Flourine, Iodine and Neon! Cause You're F-I-Ne.
Do you shoplift? How would you like to five finger dis-cunt?
83.89 % 20 votes
Pick up line: dirty, creepy, corny
You must be Shrek because that ass following you is magic.
83.89 % 20 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather."
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, funny
Are you a pulmonary embolism? 'Cause I can't breathe when I'm around you.
Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, clean, nerdy, physics
Do you want to extract some protein from my column?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, nerdy, biology
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "Fuck it".
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Wanna see my "hat-trick?"
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: hockey, cheesy, corny, dirty
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