If I had a drink, for every awful pick-up line that came from your mouth, I'd be drunker, and you'd look better.
Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.
Excuse me, is it true that you're a sexual tyrannosaurus?
That outfit would look great...in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?
You want to see my spaceship?
What a fine gown you're wearing, my lady. Perchance may I talk you out of it?
Yeah, it's big and if you pet it, it spits.