If I had a drink, for every awful pick-up line that came from your mouth, I'd be drunker, and you'd look better.
WebMD says your love is contagious.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
You're so fine you make my whole courtroom out of order.
They're called eyebrows because my eyes are browsin' that fine ass.
Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
I wouldn't want to have a domestic disturbance with anyone but you.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.