Corny pick up lines

If I had a drink, for every awful pick-up line that came from your mouth, I'd be drunker, and you'd look better.
86.20 % 24 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, offensive
WebMD says your love is contagious.
83.89 % 20 votes
Pick up line: engineering, clean, corny
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cute, corny, cheesy
You're so fine you make my whole courtroom out of order.
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, weird
They're called eyebrows because my eyes are browsin' that fine ass.
Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: engineering, clean, cute, corny
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: soccer, cheesy, corny
I wouldn't want to have a domestic disturbance with anyone but you.
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute
Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: funny, corny, cheesy
You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
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