Corny pick up lines

If I had a drink, for every awful pick-up line that came from your mouth, I'd be drunker, and you'd look better.
85.69 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, offensive
Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: engineering, clean, cute, corny
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: soccer, cheesy, corny
You want to see my spaceship?
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, nerdy
What a fine gown you're wearing, my lady. Perchance may I talk you out of it?
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute, funny
I wouldn't want to have a domestic disturbance with anyone but you.
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cute, corny, cheesy
Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: funny, corny, cheesy
Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute, dirty, reverse
Are you a pulmonary embolism? 'Cause I can't breathe when I'm around you.
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