Corny pick up lines

Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "Fuck it".
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, reverse, weird
You remind me of a Happy Meal...because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside.
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, dirty, funny
If I was hungry for crabs would you spread your legs for me?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, weird
Are those diamonds real? [YES] I was talking about the ones in your eyes.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean
How about coming back to my place for a little actus reus?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
Hey baby, are you a lawyer because talking to you just violated the terms of my parole.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, clean
Hey baby...you know, pianists do it with ten fingers.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: science, corny, dirty, funny, nerdy
You must be differentiable, because all I see are smooth curves.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: engineering, clean, corny
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