Corny pick up lines

If I had a drink, for every awful pick-up line that came from your mouth, I'd be drunker, and you'd look better.
85.13 % 22 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, offensive
Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
83.89 % 20 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, corny
In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, nerdy, physics
Excuse me, is it true that you're a sexual tyrannosaurus?
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
That outfit would look great...in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: engineering, clean, cute, corny
You want to see my spaceship?
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, nerdy
What a fine gown you're wearing, my lady. Perchance may I talk you out of it?
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute, funny
Yeah, it's big and if you pet it, it spits.
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
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