Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing the chemistry between us?
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
Is your name Angel? Because I'd die just to be with you.
Quick: The Notebook or Sleepless in Seattle?
If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
You get me even more aroused than a political commentator gets during a government shutdown.
Like the ideal vacuum, you're the only thing in my universe.
I want to put you on a pedestal and not just so I can look up your skirt.
I promise to be so faithful to you that you'll have to find a different reason to dump me.
WebMD says your love is contagious.