Corny pick up lines

Do you want to extract some protein from my column?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, nerdy, biology
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "Fuck it".
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Do you like whales? Well I have a hump-back at my place.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny
Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, clean
Wanna see my "hat-trick?"
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: hockey, cheesy, corny, dirty
Is your estate subject to open?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
Are those diamonds real? [YES] I was talking about the ones in your eyes.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean
How about coming back to my place for a little actus reus?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
Hey baby, are you a lawyer because talking to you just violated the terms of my parole.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, clean
Hey baby...you know, pianists do it with ten fingers.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
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