Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.
Do you want to extract some protein from my column?
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "Fuck it".
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
Do you like whales? Well I have a hump-back at my place.
Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.
Wanna see my "hat-trick?"
Is your estate subject to open?
Are those diamonds real? [YES] I was talking about the ones in your eyes.
How about coming back to my place for a little actus reus?