Even if it means risking my existence, I'll cross different world lines just to find you.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? 'Cause I can't breathe when I'm around you.
Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.
You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Do you want to extract some protein from my column?
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "Fuck it".
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.