Is your estate subject to open?
Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
Are those diamonds real? [YES] I was talking about the ones in your eyes.
How about coming back to my place for a little actus reus?
Hey baby, are you a lawyer because talking to you just violated the terms of my parole.
Hey baby...you know, pianists do it with ten fingers.
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.
You must be differentiable, because all I see are smooth curves.
You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
I like my men like I like my ideal law exams: easy, straight forward, and leaving me feeling fulfilled afterwards.