Hey baby, are you a lawyer because talking to you just violated the terms of my parole.
Hey baby...you know, pianists do it with ten fingers.
You still use internet explorer? You must like it nice and slow.
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.
You must be differentiable, because all I see are smooth curves.
You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
You want to approach the bench and badger my witness?
I like my men like I like my ideal law exams: easy, straight forward, and leaving me feeling fulfilled afterwards.
If you were an ISP I'd dial you all day long.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.