I wish you were Broadband, so I could get high-speed access.
You lack of a Facebook photo makes me wonder if you're shy, a wanted criminal, or just intensely unattractive.
I'd fancy being beneath you physically in addition to socially.
I think you have something on your butt. Oh wait that's just my eyes.
Hey girl, take your time gwtting ready. I'll just sit here and pray the rosary. You're worth waiting decades for.
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat.
Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
Baby if my heart were a *nix box, you'd have root access.