Corny pick up lines

I wish you were Broadband, so I could get high-speed access.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, corny
How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: hockey, cheesy, corny, dirty, weird
You lack of a Facebook photo makes me wonder if you're shy, a wanted criminal, or just intensely unattractive.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, nerdy
I'd fancy being beneath you physically in addition to socially.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, nerdy
I think you have something on your butt. Oh wait that's just my eyes.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Hey girl, take your time gwtting ready. I'll just sit here and pray the rosary. You're worth waiting decades for.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny
Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, doctor
Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean, weird
Baby if my heart were a *nix box, you'd have root access.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, cheesy, corny
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