Flowers get jealous when they see you around, as they do not understand why one of them can walk away from the garden.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
On one hand, I love you. On the other hand, I love you as well.
Babe, why must you be over chromatic? You cause me treble.
Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather."
'Hej' is 'Hi' in Danish. (And you learn something new every day.)
Hi, I see that you are new to here, I want to be the 1st male to bother you.
I'm in the mood for pizza... a pizza you, that is!
You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.