Can I take a few shots at your goal?
I have the hands of god plus a few other body parts from the devil.
Nice tits, mind if I feel them?
My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard, and serve hot.
I only play in the short grass.
Spread your legs shoulder width, that's the first step to a successful golf swing.
Do you train cats? (No, why?) Because you just made my p*ssy cum!
Call me AC/DC, because I'm gonna rock you all night long!
Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.