You must be Shrek because that ass following you is magic.
I'd perform a human transmutation to see you one last time.
I am going to punch you in the mouth with my own mouth softly because I like you.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives...Because he never met you.
Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
Hey girl, I heard you were looking for a knight in shining armor. I just so happen to be wearing the armor of God.
Hey girl, did we just share electrons? Because I'm feeling a covalent bond between us.
Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.
Hey, up for some high-energy quantum tunnelling tonight?
You are like a proton in my core - without you I could never be the same.