(Use index finger to call someone over then say:) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
I'm not trying to pressure you. I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; oh and by the way, you have my consent.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
I have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean.