Hey baby, I'll show you my opening statement but it's up to you to close.
Hey boy, if I were on a jury I'd find you guilty of being criminally gorgeous.
We're as compatible as two similar Power Macintosh's.
Baby, you'd better lower your pitch, 'cause right now, you're looking sharp!
You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.
Let's just say boy, if you give me your instructions well, I can be a very vocal advocate.
You're like the top of an AMD Athlon...very hot.
I wish I was your flute...then you could press my buttons and blow me all night long.