Corny pick up lines

Hey baby, I'll show you my opening statement but it's up to you to close.
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Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
Hey boy, if I were on a jury I'd find you guilty of being criminally gorgeous.
We're as compatible as two similar Power Macintosh's.
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Pick up line: engineering, corny, funny
Baby, you'd better lower your pitch, 'cause right now, you're looking sharp!
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: music, corny
You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: science, cheesy, corny
Nice set of parabolas!
Let's just say boy, if you give me your instructions well, I can be a very vocal advocate.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
You're like the top of an AMD Athlon...very hot.
I wish I was your flute...then you could press my buttons and blow me all night long.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, corny, dirty
Girl you have cuter dimples than a cardioid!
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: engineering, corny
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