Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
You must be the oppositions net, because I can't wait to be inside you.
When I bring an ejectment action, there'll be nothing quiet about your enjoyment.
Hey baby, I'll show you my opening statement but it's up to you to close.
Hey boy, if I were on a jury I'd find you guilty of being criminally gorgeous.
We're as compatible as two similar Power Macintosh's.
Baby, you'd better lower your pitch, 'cause right now, you're looking sharp!
You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.