Corny pick up lines

Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, reverse, weird
You must be the oppositions net, because I can't wait to be inside you.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: hockey, cheesy, corny, dirty
When I bring an ejectment action, there'll be nothing quiet about your enjoyment.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny
I'd tap that snare drum.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
Hey baby, I'll show you my opening statement but it's up to you to close.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
Hey boy, if I were on a jury I'd find you guilty of being criminally gorgeous.
We're as compatible as two similar Power Macintosh's.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: engineering, corny, funny
Baby, you'd better lower your pitch, 'cause right now, you're looking sharp!
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: music, corny
You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: science, cheesy, corny
Nice set of parabolas!
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