May I borrow your phone? (Why?) I want to call myself.
Hi, I'm an astronaut, & my next mission is to explore Uranus. (U-r-anus)
Would you like a PUCK?
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
You must play Quidditch. I know a Keeper when I see one.
Clothes look heavy on ya, want me to relieve some?
Are you my homework? Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be.
They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Wanna fight?
You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
I wield a big stick.