I am single. My last girlfriend died of a heart attack after a long series of orgasms.
I bet that flute isn't the only thing you know how to blow.
You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.
We are prepared for any rhythm.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
I love you like pigs love mud.
I love seafood, and your breath smells like crab cakes.
If you were one of Santa's reindeer, you'd definitely be Vixen.
Hi. My name is Will...God's Will.
If I was going to dig my car out to see anyone, it'd be you.