Corny pick up lines

I am single. My last girlfriend died of a heart attack after a long series of orgasms.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
I bet that flute isn't the only thing you know how to blow.
You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.
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Pick up line: nerdy, corny
We are prepared for any rhythm.
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Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, corny
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, nerdy, science
I love you like pigs love mud.
I love seafood, and your breath smells like crab cakes.
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Pick up line: dog, corny, funny
If you were one of Santa's reindeer, you'd definitely be Vixen.
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Pick up line: christmas, corny, clean
Hi. My name is Will...God's Will.
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Pick up line: christian, corny
If I was going to dig my car out to see anyone, it'd be you.
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Pick up line: corny, funny
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