Corny pick up lines

I may annoy you, and you might want to kill me... I give you permission, but on one condition. Don't shoot me in the heart, because that's where you are!
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Pick up line: clean, corny
Open up your hangar, My starfighter needs refueling.
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Pick up line: star-wars, corny, dirty
Do you have any sunscreen? Because you are burning me up!
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Let's discuss the pros and cons of having kids over a relaxing meal we'd never have time for if we had kids.
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Pick up line: corny, funny, nerdy
You look so good, you're making my crotch rise from the dead.
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Pick up line: haloween, corny, dirty
I almost got arrested for smuggling these guns into Mexico! (looking at arms)
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
You're like the 3D Maneuver gear. I won't stand a chance in this world without you.
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Pick up line: corny, clean, cute
I love seafood, and your breath smells like crab cakes.
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Pick up line: dog, corny, funny
We are prepared for any rhythm.
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Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, corny
My parents were cats. Because they made me purfect.
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