If the doctor were to tell me that I only have a day to live, I would spend that day with you, because spending a day with you is like being alive for eternity.
What a fine gown you're wearing, my lady. Perchance may I talk you out of it?
Dammn baby are you my new boss? Cause you just gave me a raise.
If someone invented a time machine that could only be used by cool people, I bet you'd be able to travel back in time, no problem.
Can I borrow a quarter? "What for?" I want to call my mom and tell I just met the girl of my dreams.
Can I borrow a quarter? "What for?" I want to call your mother and thank her.
Want to be my substrate/enzyme?
Hey baby, wanna form a zygote?
I think i left a blowjob at your house. Do you mind if i come by and get it?
Are you my homework? Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be.