Corny pick up lines

If the doctor were to tell me that I only have a day to live, I would spend that day with you, because spending a day with you is like being alive for eternity.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean
What a fine gown you're wearing, my lady. Perchance may I talk you out of it?
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute, funny
Dammn baby are you my new boss? Cause you just gave me a raise.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny
If someone invented a time machine that could only be used by cool people, I bet you'd be able to travel back in time, no problem.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy
Can I borrow a quarter? "What for?" I want to call my mom and tell I just met the girl of my dreams.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, corny, cheesy
Can I borrow a quarter? "What for?" I want to call your mother and thank her.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cute, clean, corny, cheesy
Want to be my substrate/enzyme?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, nerdy, corny
Hey baby, wanna form a zygote?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, biology, science
I think i left a blowjob at your house. Do you mind if i come by and get it?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, offensive
Are you my homework? Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy, corny
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