Corny pick up lines

I could flirt with you, but I'd rather allure you with my awkwardness.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, funny
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: dirty, science, corny
I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, clean, corny
There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, clean
If the doctor were to tell me that I only have a day to live, I would spend that day with you, because spending a day with you is like being alive for eternity.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean
When I'm around you I can't think straight.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, clean, corny
Dammn baby are you my new boss? Cause you just gave me a raise.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny
If someone invented a time machine that could only be used by cool people, I bet you'd be able to travel back in time, no problem.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy
Can I borrow a quarter? "What for?" I want to call my mom and tell I just met the girl of my dreams.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, corny, cheesy
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