It's either you or me that I'm having sex with later.
I'm not trying to impress you, but I say Voldemort out loud.
Let's go on a date to see how expensive everything has gotten since we were actually single.
I could flirt with you, but I'd rather allure you with my awkwardness.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.
There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.
If the doctor were to tell me that I only have a day to live, I would spend that day with you, because spending a day with you is like being alive for eternity.
When I'm around you I can't think straight.
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.