Corny pick up lines

If I am a scatter plot, your curve is the best fit girl.
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Pick up line: nerdy, corny
Was your father a baker due too the fact that he was not born into an aristocratic family and thus being a tradesman was his only viable career option? Because you've got nice buns.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, dirty, nerdy
Do you have any sunscreen? Because you are burning me up!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
I didn't know angels were allowed on campus.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy
You better change the lock because I'm the key to your heart.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean, cute
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
I almost got arrested for smuggling these guns into Mexico! (looking at arms)
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
We are prepared for any rhythm.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, corny
Guy: Hey, are my hands cold? Girl: Why? (Guy reaching out and touching girl's cheek): Because your face is really hot!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
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