If I am a scatter plot, your curve is the best fit girl.
Was your father a baker due too the fact that he was not born into an aristocratic family and thus being a tradesman was his only viable career option? Because you've got nice buns.
Do you have any sunscreen? Because you are burning me up!
Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?
I didn't know angels were allowed on campus.
You better change the lock because I'm the key to your heart.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
I almost got arrested for smuggling these guns into Mexico! (looking at arms)
We are prepared for any rhythm.
Guy: Hey, are my hands cold? Girl: Why? (Guy reaching out and touching girl's cheek): Because your face is really hot!