If you don't mind people you don't know following you, I suggest either joining Twitter or giving me your daily schedule.
I want to put you on a pedestal and not just so I can look up your skirt.
It's either you or me that I'm having sex with later.
I'm not trying to impress you, but I say Voldemort out loud.
Let's go on a date to see how expensive everything has gotten since we were actually single.
I could flirt with you, but I'd rather allure you with my awkwardness.
I bought you an everstone. Because I love you just the way you are.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.
There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.