Corny pick up lines

I want someone I can share my entire life with who will leave me alone most of the time.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny, nerdy, reverse
I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, clean
I love you like a drunk girl loves yelling that she's sober at 3am while lying on the floor of a Taco Bell.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, reverse
If you don't mind people you don't know following you, I suggest either joining Twitter or giving me your daily schedule.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
I want to put you on a pedestal and not just so I can look up your skirt.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
It's either you or me that I'm having sex with later.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
I'm not trying to impress you, but I say Voldemort out loud.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, funny
Let's go on a date to see how expensive everything has gotten since we were actually single.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
I could flirt with you, but I'd rather allure you with my awkwardness.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, funny
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