Corny pick up lines

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81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
I want to put you on a pedestal and not just so I can look up your skirt.
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Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
It's either you or me that I'm having sex with later.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
I'm not trying to impress you, but I say Voldemort out loud.
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Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, funny
Let's go on a date to see how expensive everything has gotten since we were actually single.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
I could flirt with you, but I'd rather allure you with my awkwardness.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, funny
I bought you an everstone. Because I love you just the way you are.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: pokemon, corny, clean, cute
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: dirty, science, corny
I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, clean, corny
There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, clean
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