I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
Because of you I wish I was gay. Wait. Hooray, I'm actually gay!
We're having a penis-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
I know you think I'm sexy, I know you think I'm fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line.
Nice ass... what time does it open?
My name is Mark... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
Are you straight.. because I bet that I can turn you gay.
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows. You're hot, and I want to be on top of you.