Nice ass... what time does it open?
Real men eat me.
My name is Mark... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
Have you ever bought a vibrator? (No.) Do you want to rent one?
Because of you I wish I was gay. Wait. Hooray, I'm actually gay!
When I'm around you I can't think straight.
I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
Do you like the telletubbies? Because you look like Tinkie Winkie.
You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.