Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
Nice ass... what time does it open?
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
Have you ever bought a vibrator? (No.) Do you want to rent one?
My name is Mark... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
When I'm around you I can't think straight.
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
I just saw George Michael in the men's room. He was asking about you.
I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!