You remind me of a Happy Meal...because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside.
Let's flip a coin! Heads you're mine. Tails I'm yours!
Hey I have a kitten, you can pet mine if I can pet yours.
Is your period coming up because your boobs look great.
I've got an oral exam later, can I practise with you?
There's not enough batteries in the world to be satisfied by your beauty.
Id I make a smoothie, will lesbians come to my yard? Because milkshakes bring the boys and I don't want that.
So how do lesbians have sex? It's too complicated. I'd have to show you.
Will you make out with me in front of Chick-fil-a?
Bitch, you so fine, I'll tap that.