I am a hot lesbian, hold my hand.
Let's flip a coin! Heads you're mine. Tails I'm yours!
You are hotter than Sriracha.
You remind me of a Happy Meal...because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside.
Hey, Girl, I wanna eat your meat taco.
There's not enough batteries in the world to be satisfied by your beauty.
Is your period coming up because your boobs look great.
Hi can I buy you that book? (No.) You're right, who needs a book when you and I could create our own story.
Excuse me, why are you so sexy?
OMG! You have beautiful eyes.