Nice thighs. They would look great with my head between them.
You remind me of a Happy Meal...because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside.
So how do lesbians have sex? It's too complicated. I'd have to show you.
Nice legs! They'd look better on my shoulders.
Let's flip a coin! Heads you're mine. Tails I'm yours!
Your face is a work of art. Let's frame it. We should frame it with my legs.
If I make a smoothie, will lesbians come to my yard? Because milkshakes bring the boys and I don't want that.
Stop undressing me with your eyes! Use your teeth!
I envy the coffee cup, that kisses your lips every morning.
I've got an oral exam later, can I practise with you?