Hey I have a kitten, you can pet mine if I can pet yours.
I've got an oral exam later, can I practise with you?
It's a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I'm already planning our wedding.
Id I make a smoothie, will lesbians come to my yard? Because milkshakes bring the boys and I don't want that.
Bitch, you so fine, I'll tap that.
So how do lesbians have sex? It's too complicated. I'd have to show you.
Nice thighs. They would look great with my head between them.
Has anybody ever let you know that you have a surprise ass?
Will you make out with me in front of Chick-fil-a?