I like you, you like me. Let's get together and not make a family.
Will you make out with me in front of Chick-fil-a?
Lesbi honest about how terrible men are.
There's not enough batteries in the world to be satisfied by your beauty.
Hey, baby. Can I be your Mrs. Right? (Who cares if we're still young? It only means we get to spend more time together.)
I am a hot lesbian, hold my hand.
Hey baby, why don't you and me go somewhere nice and pass the Bechdel Test together?
You have nice titties.
Oh, you're straights. So is spaghetti until it gets hot.
Do you like pussy? Because I've two cats back home.