Hey girl, I'd risk uneven forearm development for you.
Hey, baby. Can I be your Mrs. Right? (Who cares if we're still young? It only means we get to spend more time together.)
I envy the coffee cup, that kisses your lips every morning.
So you're still Straight? Have you met me?
I like you, you like me. Let's get together and not make a family.
If you had to be one household appliance, what would it be? I'd be a washing machine cause that's probably the only way I'd get a girls panties wet.
Oh, you're straights. So is spaghetti until it gets hot.
Girl, let's go invisible.
OMG! You've really nice fingers.
Wow, I really like that <clothes item> you're wearing. Where did you find that?