Wow, I really like that <clothes item> you're wearing. Where did you find that?
Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.
Hey baby, why don't you and me go somewhere nice and pass the Bechdel Test together?
Hi can I buy you that book? (No.) You're right, who needs a book when you and I could create our own story.
I am a hot lesbian, hold my hand.
Excuse me, why are you so sexy?
You are hotter than Sriracha.
Hey, Girl, I wanna eat your meat taco.
OMG! You have beautiful eyes.