What do you say we get out of these kits and test our fitness levels?
Do you prefer two hand touch or full contact?
You're so hot, I'd let you penetrate my defense.
Can I be one of the men in your box?
Are you David Beckham? Because I'd bend for you.
Are you Suarez? Cause I'll let you bite me all night.
You're allowed to use your hands in this game.
Is your name Joe? Cause you've won my Hart.
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
Do you follow Manchester, cause I see us United.