Did you know you look good in short pants?
I can score more often than the average soccer player.
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
I can bend it better than Beckham.
My name must be Ashley Young, because I'm falling for you.
I'm at my best during overtime.
Can I be one of the men in your box?
Do you play football? Because I'm looking for a keeper.
Is your name Lionel?, cause your made my panties Messi.
Hey is your name Vincent? Because I really need your Kompany.