You're the opposite of my homework in high school. *How?* I actually want to do you all night long.
I'll treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
If you had been on the Titanic instead of Jack, I bet Rose would have made room for you on the headboard.
I think that you're attractive and simply amazing from what I've seen so far. Can I get your number and meet your personality?
Hey Girl, Do you love water? That means you love 80% of me!
(Hold out a stethoscope) Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me?
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
I've fallen for you and I can't get up.