You're the only treat I want in my sack this Halloween.
I followed a leprechaun to my pot of gold and he brought me to you.
You're so fucking sexy! You look just like my mom.
I'd like to be reincarnated as one of your tears, because I'd be born in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.