You are hotter than Sriracha.
So you're still Straight? Have you met me?
Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
Girl, let's go invisible.
Wow, I really like that <clothes item> you're wearing. Where did you find that?
Has anybody ever let you know that you have a surprise ass?
Is your period coming up because your boobs look great.
Are your parents retarded? Because you are special.
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.