'Res ipsa loquitur', honey. Your hot body speaks for itself!
Hey baby, are you a lawyer because talking to you just violated the terms of my parole.
You must be differentiable, because all I see are smooth curves.
There is nothing accidental about your body, baby. No sharps, no flats, all curve...
I'd like to demonstrate with you simple harmonic motion.
Your presence makes me feel cuddly.
My wish was to see a shooting star and apparently it came true 'cause I met you.
If there were any words to describe how beautiful you are, Webster would have to make a whole new dictionary just to describe your smallest feature.
Measuring the coefficient of kinetic friction seems like it would be more fun than static.