I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.
Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose, now take off your clothes.
I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
I'd use a cheesy pick-up line on you, but you're too smart.
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
Twinkle twinkle little star,
let's have sex inside my car.
Boy: Do you wanna be my SLUT?
Boy: Do you even know what slut stands for?
Boy: (S)weet (L)ittle (U)nforgetable (T)hing
You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!