I tried to send you something sexy last night but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.
You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Don't you think most people who use pick-up lines are dipsticks? (Yes.) In that case, mind if I check your oil level?
Hi, I see that you are new to here, I want to be the 1st male to bother you.
Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose, now take off your clothes.
I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
I'd use a cheesy pick-up line on you, but you're too smart.
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
Twinkle twinkle little star,
let's have sex inside my car.