Do you guys realize that we never stop tasting our own tongues...[REPLY:] How about i taste yours for a change?
Do you have a quarter? I told my ex boyfriend that I would call him when I found someone better.
I tried to send you something sexy last night but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
Hold out two fingers and say: Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers? (I don't know.) Cause they're mine sweetheart. ♡