I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
Boy: Have u ever been fishing before
Girl: Why?
Boy: I think we should hook up!
Are you tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day long.
I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.
Twinkle twinkle little star,
let's have sex inside my car.
Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.