Nice legs. What time do they open?
My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you.
I hope you don't object to this leading question, boy, but you want me, don't you?
I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.
You wanna know what's beautiful? Read the first word again.
Do you guys realize that we never stop tasting our own tongues...[REPLY:] How about i taste yours for a change?
Do you have a quarter? I told my ex boyfriend that I would call him when I found someone better.
Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!
You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that pussy needs.
I tried to send you something sexy last night but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.