Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?
I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?
I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?
How much does a polar bear weight? (I don't know) Enough to break the ice, hey I'm Jamie.
Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?
Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
Hey, officer, give me a ticket, because I'm in your restricted area.
I will love you until I forget who you are.
If I ever accidentally invite you on the date, please don't take it personally.
Do you guys realize that we never stop tasting our own tongues...[REPLY:] How about i taste yours for a change?