You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.
You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.
I think I'm in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings?
Boy: Have u ever been fishing before
Boy: I think we should hook up!
My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard, and serve hot.
Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I'm falling all over the place for you.
I want someone I can share my entire life with who will leave me alone most of the time.
Let's find a cozy little bed and breakfast where we can check our email.
I love you like a drunk girl loves yelling that she's sober at 3am while lying on the floor of a Taco Bell.