Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I'm falling all over the place for you.
You know what would make your face look better? (What?) My legs wrapped around it.
I want someone I can share my entire life with who will leave me alone most of the time.
Let's find a cozy little bed and breakfast where we can check our email.
I love you like a drunk girl loves yelling that she's sober at 3am while lying on the floor of a Taco Bell.
I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
Do you work at McDonalds? Cuz I want u to be in my happy-meal!
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.