I thought joking about a threesome might not lead to not joking about a threesome.
I tried to send you something sexy last night but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
Is your father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because whenever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
I have a job for you, but it blows!
Do you have a quarter? I told my ex boyfriend that I would call him when I found someone better.
I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry so that I wouldn't lose you.
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice.
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.