Funny pick up lines

Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
84.75 % 72 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
84.55 % 62 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty, funny
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "Fuck it".
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, reverse, weird
You remind me of a Happy Meal...because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside.
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, dirty, funny
If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you're buying me drinks until you do.
82.82 % 29 votes
Pick up line: tinder, funny, offensive
Wow, you look just like my third girl. And if I count it now, I've had so far only two...
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: funny, clean
Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
Do you believe in one night stands?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
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