Funny pick up lines

I know I can't have your eyes, but our kids can.
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cute, funny
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dog, cheesy, corny, funny
Yes, I am indeed a wizard. Watch me make your clothes disappear!
82.29 % 28 votes
Pick up line: funny
One, two, three, four, I declare a tongue war.
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: funny
You see that door over there? Let's go out.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
There are only two beautiful girls in the world, and you are both of them.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
I wish I could select all of your clothes and press Delete.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: engineering, funny, nerdy
Date me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gertrude?
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, funny
There's side view, rear view, and what else? I loview.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
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