Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
You must be Shrek because that ass following you is magic.
If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you're buying me drinks until you do.
Wow, you look just like my third girl. And if I count it now, I've had so far only two...
My name is Mark... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.