Funny pick up lines

Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
93.47 % 55 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you're buying me drinks until you do.
87.54 % 27 votes
Pick up line: tinder, funny, offensive
If I had a drink, for every awful pick-up line that came from your mouth, I'd be drunker, and you'd look better.
86.20 % 24 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, offensive
(Hey baby, what's your sign?) Do not enter.
85.69 % 23 votes
Pick up line: funny
I wish I could select all of your clothes and press Delete.
84.54 % 21 votes
Pick up line: engineering, funny, nerdy
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
84.07 % 60 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty, funny
I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
83.89 % 20 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!
(Haven't I seen you someplace before?) Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
83.89 % 20 votes
Pick up line: funny
Hold out two fingers and say: Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers? (I don't know.) Cause they're mine sweetheart. ♡
83.89 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, dirty, funny, reverse
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