If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you're buying me drinks until you do.
If I had a drink, for every awful pick-up line that came from your mouth, I'd be drunker, and you'd look better.
How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!
Hold out two fingers and say: Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers? (I don't know.) Cause they're mine sweetheart. ♡