Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
(Hey baby, what's your sign?) Do not enter.
If I had a drink, for every awful pick-up line that came from your mouth, I'd be drunker, and you'd look better.
Excuse me. I seem to have misplaced my willy-warmer. Do you mind if I try you on for size?
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
Be unique and different...say yes
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
If I said you had a nice calculator, would you hold it against me?
Whew! You're hotter than a data center with an old school cooling system.