Funny pick up lines

Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
89.30 % 64 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
84.32 % 61 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty, funny
You must be Shrek because that ass following you is magic.
83.89 % 20 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you're buying me drinks until you do.
82.82 % 29 votes
Pick up line: tinder, funny, offensive
Wow, you look just like my third girl. And if I count it now, I've had so far only two...
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: funny, clean
My name is Mark... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: funny, dirty
Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: funny
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
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