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Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
93.12 % 52 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
86.02 % 48 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty, funny
(Hey baby, what's your sign?) Do not enter.
85.69 % 23 votes
Pick up line: funny
If I had a drink, for every awful pick-up line that came from your mouth, I'd be drunker, and you'd look better.
85.69 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, offensive
Excuse me. I seem to have misplaced my willy-warmer. Do you mind if I try you on for size?
84.54 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
83.89 % 20 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny, science
Be unique and different...say yes
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
If I said you had a nice calculator, would you hold it against me?
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: engineering, clean, cute, funny
Whew! You're hotter than a data center with an old school cooling system.
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, nerdy, funny
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