Funny pick up lines

Can you help me? My snake is stuck in my pants and wants to see you.
85.13 % 22 votes
Pick up line: funny, dirty
(Hey baby, what's your sign?) Do not enter.
85.13 % 22 votes
Pick up line: funny
Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
85.13 % 22 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
If I had a drink, for every awful pick-up line that came from your mouth, I'd be drunker, and you'd look better.
85.13 % 22 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, offensive
Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.
Hey Girl, Do you love water? That means you love 80% of me!
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
83.89 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, cute, weird
I've fallen for you and I can't get up.
83.89 % 20 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
83.89 % 20 votes
Pick up line: science, clean, funny, nerdy
Fat penguin. [What?] I just wanted to say something to break the ice.
83.89 % 20 votes
Pick up line: funny
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