Can you help me? My snake is stuck in my pants and wants to see you.
(Hey baby, what's your sign?) Do not enter.
Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
If I had a drink, for every awful pick-up line that came from your mouth, I'd be drunker, and you'd look better.
Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.
Hey Girl, Do you love water? That means you love 80% of me!
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
I've fallen for you and I can't get up.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Fat penguin. [What?] I just wanted to say something to break the ice.