Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "Fuck it".
Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
You remind me of a Happy Meal...because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside.
If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you're buying me drinks until you do.
Wow, you look just like my third girl. And if I count it now, I've had so far only two...
Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
Do you believe in one night stands?