Funny pick up lines

I lost my number can I borrow yours.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, funny
You must be Windows Vista because you've got me feeling so unstable.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: science, cheesy, funny
I've fallen for you and I can't get up.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
I'm sorry but I have to tell you what people say behind your back... luxury ass!
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cute, funny
Well, as William James says, I can't tell you about the experience.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny, nerdy
Lets go back to my place its Boron here.
I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, dirty
Champaign can be tickly, and so can I.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, dirty, funny
Is your name "Breaststroke"? Because you make my knees weak.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, funny
Hey, I've never kissed a mocha chocolatte brown sugar caramel kahlua toffee frappuccino dulce de leche gingerbread hershey's syrup girl before.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, funny
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