Funny pick up lines

I wanna get all hot and sweaty and listen to you breathe hard...so, you wanna go running?
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Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Where there is a pulse there is a chance.
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: doctor, funny, weird
If I said you had a nice calculator, would you hold it against me?
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: engineering, clean, cute, funny
Whew! You're hotter than a data center with an old school cooling system.
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, nerdy, funny
Do you want to take up a new hobby with me? We dress up as pirates, go to local lakes, and plunder people's boats.
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cute, funny
What a fine gown you're wearing, my lady. Perchance may I talk you out of it?
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute, funny
Can I punch you in the face.. [pause] ..with my lips?
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
If you go away for a while then go back you say: "I remember you being pretty, but not this pretty."
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
Yeah, it's big and if you pet it, it spits.
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
I just wanted you to know before our first date, that I have been banned from going to the zoo.
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
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