Funny pick up lines

Yeah, it's big and if you pet it, it spits.
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
I just wanted you to know before our first date, that I have been banned from going to the zoo.
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Wow, you look just like my third girl. And if I count it now, I've had so far only two...
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: funny, clean
Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You're A Blessing.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: christian, cute, clean, funny
Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: funny, corny, cheesy
You look familiar, didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
I'd take all the chairs away just to have you sit on my face tonight.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
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