Funny pick up lines

Babe, why must you be over chromatic? You cause me treble.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, funny, cute
I'm in the mood for pizza... a pizza you, that is!
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Nice smartphone. It'd look even better in the universal charger on my nightstand.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so...what's up?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
I think there's something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
It's a felony in this state to look that good, but if you turn around, I'll let you off with a warning.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny, cute
As she's leaving….Hey aren't you forgetting something? Her: What? Me!
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: funny, cheesy
Go on. Don't be shy. Ask me out.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
You smell...We should go take a shower together.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
82.29 % 28 votes
Pick up line: funny, cheesy
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