I tried to send you something sexy last night but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Do you believe in one night stands?
Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you?
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "Fuck it".
Do you like whales? Well I have a hump-back at my place.
Babe, you make Rita Ora look like a teletubbie.
Your mouth says, 'Shields up!' but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'
I'm going to sue the pants off you.