Funny pick up lines

I tried to send you something sexy last night but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, reverse
You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
Do you believe in one night stands?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "Fuck it".
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Do you like whales? Well I have a hump-back at my place.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny
Babe, you make Rita Ora look like a teletubbie.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: music, clean, cute, funny
Your mouth says, 'Shields up!' but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
I'm going to sue the pants off you.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, dirty, funny
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