Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "Fuck it".
Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
Your mouth says, 'Shields up!' but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'
Is that a gavel in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.
Well Tinder says we would make beautiful kids, but I think maybe we should do dinner before we start working on the future models of America.
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
Didn't You Wear That Yesterday?
I like bricks, you like sand. Why don't we build a relationship?
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?