Funny pick up lines

I've been noticing you not noticing me.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: funny
You look lovely, I would be honored if you will accompany me to a modestly priced meal at Red Lobster and then a night of romantic movies and board games.
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
I promise to be so faithful to you that you'll have to find a different reason to dump me.
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny, nerdy
I want to put you on a pedestal and not just so I can look up your skirt.
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, funny
Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan.
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Excuse me. I seem to have misplaced my willy-warmer. Do you mind if I try you on for size?
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
80.44 % 114 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty, funny
I envy your lipstick.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
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