Can I punch you in the face.. [pause] ..with my lips?
You must be Shrek because that ass following you is magic.
Wow, you look just like my third girl. And if I count it now, I've had so far only two...
My name is Mark... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You're A Blessing.
You look familiar, didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.
Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.