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Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "Fuck it".
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Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
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Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, reverse, weird
Your mouth says, 'Shields up!' but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'
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Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
Is that a gavel in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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Pick up line: lawyer, funny, cute, dirty
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.
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Pick up line: science, corny, dirty, funny, nerdy
Well Tinder says we would make beautiful kids, but I think maybe we should do dinner before we start working on the future models of America.
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Pick up line: tinder, corny, funny
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
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Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Didn't You Wear That Yesterday?
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Pick up line: funny
I like bricks, you like sand. Why don't we build a relationship?
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
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