Funny pick up lines

Can I punch you in the face.. [pause] ..with my lips?
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
You must be Shrek because that ass following you is magic.
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Wow, you look just like my third girl. And if I count it now, I've had so far only two...
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: funny, clean
My name is Mark... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: funny, dirty
Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You're A Blessing.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: christian, cute, clean, funny
You look familiar, didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: funny
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