I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.
Excuse me. I seem to have misplaced my willy-warmer. Do you mind if I try you on for size?
I promise to be so faithful to you that you'll have to find a different reason to dump me.
I want to put you on a pedestal and not just so I can look up your skirt.
You look lovely, I would be honored if you will accompany me to a modestly priced meal at Red Lobster and then a night of romantic movies and board games.
Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan.
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
I've fallen for you and I can't get up.