Funny pick up lines

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
83.81 % 31 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty, funny
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny, science
Be unique and different...say yes
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, cute, weird
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: funny, nerdy, cheesy
Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Excuse me. I seem to have misplaced my willy-warmer. Do you mind if I try you on for size?
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
I've fallen for you and I can't get up.
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
That outfit would look great...in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
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