Funny pick up lines

Be unique and different...say yes
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Excuse me. I seem to have misplaced my willy-warmer. Do you mind if I try you on for size?
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
If I said you had a nice calculator, would you hold it against me?
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: engineering, clean, cute, funny
Whew! You're hotter than a data center with an old school cooling system.
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, nerdy, funny
Do you want to take up a new hobby with me? We dress up as pirates, go to local lakes, and plunder people's boats.
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cute, funny
What a fine gown you're wearing, my lady. Perchance may I talk you out of it?
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute, funny
Can I punch you in the face.. [pause] ..with my lips?
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
If you go away for a while then go back you say: "I remember you being pretty, but not this pretty."
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
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