I can make you hit all the high notes!
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "Fuck it".
Hold out two fingers and say: Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers? (I don't know.) Cause they're mine sweetheart.
Do you like whales? Well I have a hump-back at my place.
Babe, you make Rita Ora look like a teletubbie.
Your mouth says, 'Shields up!' but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'
I'm going to sue the pants off you.
Is that a gavel in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.
Archimedes cried out "eureka" and ran around naked and filled with joy when he discovered that the volume of a solid can be determined by how much it displaces. Spend more time with me and you will do the same.