Funny pick up lines

I must be using Apple maps, because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
82.29 % 28 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, cheesy, funny, science
The last time I saw you, I was dreaming.
82.29 % 28 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny, cheesy
Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose, now take off your clothes.
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, reverse
There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
(Guy holding out hand): Would you mind holding on to this for me while I take a walk?
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, funny
Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, doctor
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny, reverse
Boy: Do you wanna be my SLUT? Girl: WHAT! Boy: Do you even know what slut stands for? Boy: (S)weet (L)ittle (U)nforgetable (T)hing
Hey... somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: funny
Stand still so I can pick you up!
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
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