He: "Have you got the time?" She:" If you got the energy."
Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
I tried to send you something sexy last night but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Do you believe in one night stands?
Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you?
How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!
You need some more fuel for that fire? Cause I got some wood for you right here.
I can make you hit all the high notes!