Funny pick up lines

Is that a gavel in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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Pick up line: lawyer, funny, cute, dirty
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: science, corny, dirty, funny, nerdy
Archimedes cried out "eureka" and ran around naked and filled with joy when he discovered that the volume of a solid can be determined by how much it displaces. Spend more time with me and you will do the same.
Well Tinder says we would make beautiful kids, but I think maybe we should do dinner before we start working on the future models of America.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, funny
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Didn't You Wear That Yesterday?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: funny
I like bricks, you like sand. Why don't we build a relationship?
Are you Broca's Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: doctor, corny, cute, funny
I want you to know that I have many unsolved problems, for example when I count sheep at night and I end up telling them how much I love you.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
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