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I can make you hit all the high notes!
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Pick up line: dirty, funny, music
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "Fuck it".
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Hold out two fingers and say: Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers? (I don't know.) Cause they're mine sweetheart. ♡
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, dirty, funny, reverse
Do you like whales? Well I have a hump-back at my place.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny
Babe, you make Rita Ora look like a teletubbie.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: music, clean, cute, funny
Your mouth says, 'Shields up!' but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
I'm going to sue the pants off you.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, dirty, funny
Is that a gavel in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, funny, cute, dirty
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: science, corny, dirty, funny, nerdy
Archimedes cried out "eureka" and ran around naked and filled with joy when he discovered that the volume of a solid can be determined by how much it displaces. Spend more time with me and you will do the same.
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