Funny pick up lines

He: "Have you got the time?" She:" If you got the energy."
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Pick up line: dirty, funny
Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: funny
I tried to send you something sexy last night but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, reverse
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
Do you believe in one night stands?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!
You need some more fuel for that fire? Cause I got some wood for you right here.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
I can make you hit all the high notes!
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, music
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