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Wow, you look just like my third girl. And if I count it now, I've had so far only two...
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Pick up line: funny, clean
Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You're A Blessing.
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Pick up line: christian, cute, clean, funny
Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
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Pick up line: funny, corny, cheesy
You look familiar, didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
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Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
I'd take all the chairs away just to have you sit on my face tonight.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
He: "Have you got the time?" She:" If you got the energy."
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!
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