Funny pick up lines

I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, dirty
I'm straight-edge but I got drunk looking at you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: music, clean, cute, funny, cheesy
I'm sorry but I have to tell you what people say behind your back... luxury ass!
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cute, funny
Give it back. (Give what back?) My breath.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny
How much do all of Santa's reindeer weigh? Enough to break the ice.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, funny
Hey, I've never kissed a mocha chocolatte brown sugar caramel kahlua toffee frappuccino dulce de leche gingerbread hershey's syrup girl before.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, funny
Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're mm mm good!
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Is your name "Breaststroke"? Because you make my knees weak.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, funny
Well, as William James says, I can't tell you about the experience.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny, nerdy
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