Funny pick up lines

You smell that? Smells like love.
60.06 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute, funny
Oh, you're straights. So is spaghetti until it gets hot.
57.81 % 141 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
Are you Suarez? Cause I'll let you bite me all night.
57.49 % 60 votes
Pick up line: soccer, football, corny, funny
Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
56.67 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
Did you hear that? Was that canon fire? Oh no, it's just my heart pounding!
56.67 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, cute
Guy: I can see you. Girl: Uh, yeah. Guy: Great! Then how about tomorrow?
56.67 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
I just saw George Michael in the men's room. He was asking about you.
56.56 % 22 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, dirty, funny
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