Dirty pick up lines

Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
93.12 % 52 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
86.02 % 48 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty, funny
Excuse me. I seem to have misplaced my willy-warmer. Do you mind if I try you on for size?
84.54 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Hey boy, I hear you're of good fame and character. Just disclothes, and I'll admit you.
83.89 % 20 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, dirty
Your boner is giving my nipples an erection.
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty
Slow doesn't have to mean soft.
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: music, clean, dirty
I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.
82.82 % 29 votes
Pick up line: dirty, reverse
Nice ass... what time does it open?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, creepy, cheesy
Billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second...Mind if I join in?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: chemistry, dirty, cheesy
I'm like a Rubik's Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy, cute
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