Dirty pick up lines

You're the opposite of my homework in high school. *How?* I actually want to do you all night long.
87.13 % 26 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, dirty
My lips are registered weapons. Can I invade your personal space?
86.68 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
I'll treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
85.69 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, clean
Nice legs. What time do they open?
Can you help me? My snake is stuck in my pants and wants to see you.
85.13 % 22 votes
Pick up line: funny, dirty
Did you just ring my doorbell? Well, you can come inside if you want.
85.13 % 22 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute
Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
85.13 % 22 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.
Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus.
83.89 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, math, nerdy, weird
Life is short. Let's f**k and see if there is anything after that.
83.89 % 20 votes
Pick up line: dirty
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