Dirty pick up lines

If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
81.36 % 58 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Don't stop! I don't usually get to see beauty in motion.
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, dirty
Excuse me. I seem to have misplaced my willy-warmer. Do you mind if I try you on for size?
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Did you know math is just like sex? First you have to Subtract your clothes, Add yourself to the bed, Divide your legs, then there's a 50 % chance that you will multiply.
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: dirty, nerdy, math
That's a nice smile. It'd look better if it was all you were wearing!
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy
I want to put you on a pedestal and not just so I can look up your skirt.
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
My guitar teacher says my fingering is good, especially on the G-string.
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
80.44 % 114 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty, funny
You're a moving electric charge, and I'm a moving magnetic charge... Wanna flux?
79.85 % 32 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty, nerdy, physics, science
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