You're the opposite of my homework in high school. *How?* I actually want to do you all night long.
My lips are registered weapons. Can I invade your personal space?
I'll treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
Nice legs. What time do they open?
Can you help me? My snake is stuck in my pants and wants to see you.
Did you just ring my doorbell? Well, you can come inside if you want.
Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.
Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus.
Life is short. Let's f**k and see if there is anything after that.