Dirty pick up lines

Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
84.75 % 72 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
84.55 % 62 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty, funny
I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.
83.50 % 40 votes
Pick up line: dirty, reverse
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "Fuck it".
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, reverse, weird
You remind me of a Happy Meal...because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside.
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, dirty, funny
How about we make like the change of base law, with you on the bottom, and me on top?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, science, dirty
I'd be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cute, nerdy, physics, dirty
Baby, I'm like a firefighter, I find 'em hot and leave 'em wet!
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty
I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, nerdy, chemistry
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