Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "Fuck it".
Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
You remind me of a Happy Meal...because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside.
How about we make like the change of base law, with you on the bottom, and me on top?
I'd be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state.
Baby, I'm like a firefighter, I find 'em hot and leave 'em wet!
I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers.