Dirty pick up lines

Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
89.30 % 64 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
My body is a movie and your penis is the star!
84.54 % 21 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, dirty
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
84.32 % 61 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty, funny
Do you shoplift? How would you like to five finger dis-cunt?
83.89 % 20 votes
Pick up line: dirty, creepy, corny
I would fuck you so hard, you'd learn from it.
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
Why don't you remove those barriers to imports? It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, nerdy
You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.
83.11 % 39 votes
Pick up line: dirty, reverse
My name is Mark... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: funny, dirty
My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
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