My guitar teacher says my fingering is good, especially on the G-string.
How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!
What do you say we get out of these kits and test our fitness levels?
You need some more fuel for that fire? Cause I got some wood for you right here.
Why don't you remove those barriers to imports? It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.
I can make you hit all the high notes!
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "Fuck it".
Perhaps you and your friend would like to play a trio with me?
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
Hold out two fingers and say: Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers? (I don't know.) Cause they're mine sweetheart.