Baby, I'm like a firefighter, I find 'em hot and leave 'em wet!
Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!
You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that pussy needs.
Look at my lips and your lips. They want to massage each other.
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
That's a nice smile. It'd look better if it was all you were wearing!
Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
I'll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.
Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?
I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers.