That's a nice smile. It'd look better if it was all you were wearing!
Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
I'll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.
Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?
I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers.
If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode!
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
Do you believe in one night stands?
Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you?
Do you want to extract some protein from my column?