If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you're buying me drinks until you do.
If I had a drink, for every awful pick-up line that came from your mouth, I'd be drunker, and you'd look better.
How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!
Boy: Do you wanna be my SLUT? Girl: WHAT! Boy: Do you even know what slut stands for? Boy: (S)weet (L)ittle (U)nforgetable (T)hing
You're pretty emotionally unavailable for someone who shares every single one of their feelings on social media.