If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you're buying me drinks until you do.
Boy: Do you wanna be my SLUT? Girl: WHAT! Boy: Do you even know what slut stands for? Boy: (S)weet (L)ittle (U)nforgetable (T)hing
You're pretty emotionally unavailable for someone who shares every single one of their feelings on social media.
If I had a drink, for every awful pick-up line that came from your mouth, I'd be drunker, and you'd look better.
I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?