Offensive pick up lines

Baby stop with diet coke, you've got plenty of ASSpertame.
I have a flute you can blow.
Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room.
Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
71.02 % 26 votes
Pick up line: cute, offensive
I threw you out of bed, just so that we can proceed on the floor...
70.18 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, offensive
So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
69.90 % 20 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy, offensive
I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?
Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?
69.00 % 24 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, offensive
Are your legs tired? Because you're really fat.
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