Offensive pick up lines

I know you're very busy but I hope you have time to fit me into your body.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, offensive
Your gift wrapping is almost as fast and sloppy as your foreply.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, offensive
Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: offensive, nerdy, cute, funny
Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?
So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy, offensive
I heard you like lifting weights, then you'll love to lift these nuts into your mouth.
If I was my dick, will you suck it? (no) Oh you like dirty dicks then?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, dirty, offensive
How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!
Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.
You can't be my first, but you could be my next.
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