I know you're very busy but I hope you have time to fit me into your body.
Your gift wrapping is almost as fast and sloppy as your foreply.
Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later.
Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?
So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
I heard you like lifting weights, then you'll love to lift these nuts into your mouth.
If I was my dick, will you suck it? (no) Oh you like dirty dicks then?
How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!
Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.
You can't be my first, but you could be my next.