Do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz i can see myself in your pants!
Excuse me, do you have sex when you first meet somebody? [No.] Alright, I'll see you tomorrow.
I know you think I'm sexy, I know you think I'm fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line.
Hi, wanna f**k? [No] Mind lying down while I do?
How many expensive seafood dinners would it take for you to be my personal bedroom acrobat for many years to come?
Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room.
Are your legs tired? Because you're really fat.
I threw you out of bed, just so that we can proceed on the floor...
Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me couple blows!
I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole today?