Offensive pick up lines

Do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz i can see myself in your pants!
Excuse me, do you have sex when you first meet somebody? [No.] Alright, I'll see you tomorrow.
I know you think I'm sexy, I know you think I'm fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, offensive
Hi, wanna f**k? [No] Mind lying down while I do?
How many expensive seafood dinners would it take for you to be my personal bedroom acrobat for many years to come?
Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room.
Are your legs tired? Because you're really fat.
I threw you out of bed, just so that we can proceed on the floor...
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dirty, offensive
Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me couple blows!
I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole today?
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