Offensive pick up lines

I heard you like lifting weights, then you'll love to lift these nuts into your mouth.
Pardon me, I don't mean to make a pass, but you must be leavin' the country if you're packin' that much ass.
I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole today?
Is there a Boggart in your pants? Because your ass is Ridikkulus!
Did you fall down from heaven? Because it looks like you've experienced some sort of trauma to your face.
Are you trash? Because I don't really want to take you out but I will to appease my mother.
Romeo and Juliet killed themselves for their love so I think you can aswer my text message.
If I had a drink, for every awful pick-up line that came from your mouth, I'd be drunker, and you'd look better.
68.25 % 32 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, offensive
I think i left a blowjob at your house. Do you mind if i come by and get it?
67.87 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, offensive
When we're together I'd rather you stared at my boobs than your phone.
67.87 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, nerdy, offensive
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