Pick up line #3128

If I had a drink, for every awful pick-up line that came from your mouth, I'd be drunker, and you'd look better.
89.53 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, offensive

Similar pick up lines

See also best pick up lines rated by other visitors.

That outfit would look great...in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
What a fine gown you're wearing, my lady. Perchance may I talk you out of it?
87.60 % 19 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute, funny
Yeah, it's big and if you pet it, it spits.
87.60 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
87.00 % 18 votes
Pick up line: funny, corny, cheesy
I'm in the mood for pizza... a pizza you, that is!
87.00 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "Fuck it".
87.00 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Do you like whales? Well I have a hump-back at my place.
87.00 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.
87.00 % 18 votes
Pick up line: science, corny, dirty, funny, nerdy
Archimedes cried out "eureka" and ran around naked and filled with joy when he discovered that the volume of a solid can be determined by how much it displaces. Spend more time with me and you will do the same.

Pick up lines for

Special pick up lines