If I had a drink, for every awful pick-up line that came from your mouth, I'd be drunker, and you'd look better.
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If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you're buying me drinks until you do.
Archimedes cried out "eureka" and ran around naked and filled with joy when he discovered that the volume of a solid can be determined by how much it displaces. Spend more time with me and you will do the same.