If I had a drink, for every awful pick-up line that came from your mouth, I'd be drunker, and you'd look better.
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Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.
That outfit would look great...in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
What a fine gown you're wearing, my lady. Perchance may I talk you out of it?
Yeah, it's big and if you pet it, it spits.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
I'm in the mood for pizza... a pizza you, that is!
How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "Fuck it".
Do you like whales? Well I have a hump-back at my place.
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.