It's not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!
You may be a 7 but today I will treat you like a 10.
Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
Are those space pants? Because your ass is taking up a lot of room.
Do you like cheesy lines or do you just want to do it?
Excuse me, do you have sex when you first meet somebody? [No.] Alright, I'll see you tomorrow.
You're really not hot enough to get away with being this boring.
I'm conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my first?
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.