If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you're buying me drinks until you do.
Well Tinder says we would make beautiful kids, but I think maybe we should do dinner before we start working on the future models of America.
I don't know who you are. I don't knw what you want. If you are looking for a hook up, I can tell you I do not want that. But what I do have are a very particular set of skils, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a delight for people like you. If you hate my icebreaker, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you do, I may ask you to coffee.