Do you want to take up a new hobby with me? We dress up as pirates, go to local lakes, and plunder people's boats.
Your mouth says, 'Shields up!' but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'
I like a man that can fulfill my wishes.
I have 4% battery remaining. I chose to message you. Did I choose wisely?
You'll never love yourself half as much as I love you.
I'm really into music so is it ok if I send you song lyrics to help break the ice?
Well Tinder says we would make beautiful kids, but I think maybe we should do dinner before we start working on the future models of America.
Roses are red, Violets are wine. You will be six, & I will be nine...
What was the most random class in college you ever took and secretly were super into?
'Hej' is 'Hi' in Danish. (And you learn something new every day.)