Tinder pick up lines

If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you're buying me drinks until you do.
82.82 % 29 votes
Pick up line: tinder, funny, offensive
Your mouth says, 'Shields up!' but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
You seem really funny and I like people who make me laugh.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: tinder, clean
I don't know who you are. I don't knw what you want. If you are looking for a hook up, I can tell you I do not want that. But what I do have are a very particular set of skils, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a delight for people like you. If you hate my icebreaker, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you do, I may ask you to coffee.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: tinder
When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so...what's up?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
I think there's something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
Quite honestly you're pretty much my exact type of girl. I don't wanna waste time chit chatting, give me your number.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: tinder, clean, cheesy
Look up the symbols for Hydrogen and Iodine and that's what I have to say to you.
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: tinder, clean, cute
It's gonna be legend-...wait for it...(And I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is) DAIRY!
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
Do you drink a lot of Snapple because you look like you're made from the best stuff on Earth?
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy
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