I won't set my phone to silent just in case there's a chance I'll hear from you.
Want to get dinner sometime? (Yeah, I'm old fashioned.)
I seem to have lost my hesitation with talking to strangers online, can I borrow some of yours?
Do you know how I can get verified on Twitter? Asking for a friend...
Congratulations! You have been chosen to play the pick up line game! Behind each door is a unique pick up line, including one about ketch up juice, choose wisely!
Do you want to see my best pick up line? _________________________________
Your beauty rivals the graphics of Call of Duty.
If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?
Do you peel a banana from the top or bottom?
Hey what's going on? Hey what's going on? Hey what's going on?