If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?
Do you peel a banana from the top or bottom?
Hey what's going on? Hey what's going on? Hey what's going on?
You're the mini-cherry on top of the regular cherry on top of the sundae of awesomeness that is my life.
Hey, want to get blueberry pie and make out?
I Have Raisins How About a Date.
One place you've always wanted to visit?
Allow me to rescue you from your crowd of admirers.
Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?
Today is your lucky day. I'm going to give you the satisfaction of turning me down. Go ahead. I dare you.