I don't know who you are. I don't knw what you want. If you are looking for a hook up, I can tell you I do not want that. But what I do have are a very particular set of skils, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a delight for people like you. If you hate my icebreaker, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you do, I may ask you to coffee.
Why hello there gorgeous. So when did you decided to grace the human race with such a beautiful face?
I think there's something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?
Quite honestly you're pretty much my exact type of girl. I don't wanna waste time chit chatting, give me your number.
I hope you're down for an adventure. I found an old canoe in my parents garage last weekend that we can use to sail around the world. It's got a couple holes in it but if we take turns bucketing the water out we should make it to the horn of Africa by the end of the month. What do you say?
If I was your boyfriend I'd never let you go, I can take you places you haven't ever been before.
It's gonna be legend-...wait for it...(And I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is) DAIRY!
Do you drink a lot of Snapple because you look like you're made from the best stuff on Earth?