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(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is November 1, 2016, at 9:15 PM. Thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
I don't know how to kiss, could you teach me?
Are your legs tired? Because you're really fat.
The thing that I like the most about your voice is when you talk to me.
Is it a gleam in your eyes or light just shine through your dumb head?
Let's make like a fabric softener and Snuggle.
Hey, you are even prettier than in your Facebook profile picture.
How many expensive seafood dinners would it take for you to be my personal bedroom acrobat for many years to come?