Dirty pick up lines

In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, nerdy, physics
Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Excuse me, is it true that you're a sexual tyrannosaurus?
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Excuse me. I seem to have misplaced my willy-warmer. Do you mind if I try you on for size?
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
The cello is the sexiest instrument: it's large, goes between your legs, and vibrates.
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: music, dirty
Your boner is giving my nipples an erection.
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty
Slow doesn't have to mean soft.
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: music, clean, dirty
Yeah, it's big and if you pet it, it spits.
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.
82.82 % 29 votes
Pick up line: dirty, reverse
Nice ass... what time does it open?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, creepy, cheesy
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