Dirty pick up lines

My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
That dress would look great on my floor…
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
How about we make like the change of base law, with you on the bottom, and me on top?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, science, dirty
I'd take all the chairs away just to have you sit on my face tonight.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Damn girl, You have more curves than a race track.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, clean, cute
I'd be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cute, nerdy, physics, dirty
He: "Have you got the time?" She:" If you got the energy."
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Baby, I'm like a firefighter, I find 'em hot and leave 'em wet!
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty
Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!
You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that pussy needs.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, reverse
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