Baby, I'm like a firefighter, I find 'em hot and leave 'em wet!
I'll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.
Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?
I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers.
If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode!
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
Do you believe in one night stands?
I'm French Horny for your tromboner.
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "Fuck it".
Perhaps you and your friend would like to play a trio with me?