In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.
Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
Excuse me, is it true that you're a sexual tyrannosaurus?
Excuse me. I seem to have misplaced my willy-warmer. Do you mind if I try you on for size?
The cello is the sexiest instrument: it's large, goes between your legs, and vibrates.
Your boner is giving my nipples an erection.
Slow doesn't have to mean soft.
Yeah, it's big and if you pet it, it spits.
I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.
Nice ass... what time does it open?