Funny pick up lines

If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
62.26 % 11 votes
Pick up line: christian, cheesy, funny, weird
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
I like you, you like me. Let's get together and not make a family.
62.15 % 105 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
Boy: Do you wanna be my SLUT? Girl: WHAT! Boy: Do you even know what slut stands for? Boy: (S)weet (L)ittle (U)nforgetable (T)hing
I might not be Mormon, but I'm MoreMan that you've ever seen.
60.97 % 6 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Are you a doctor? Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
60.78 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, cute, doctor
It takes balls to play golf.
60.78 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny
Follow me on Instagram? (Jk I just wanted to stalk your selfies)
60.78 % 18 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, funny
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
60.78 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Myspace or yours?
60.78 % 18 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, funny, cheesy
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